Parker (2013)

Jason Statham......JASON Statham......JASON STATHAM!!!!!

Yep, everybodys favourite Brit head cracker (well mine anyway) is back, um, cracking heads.Jason plays Parker, a professional thief who is double crossed on a successful job and left for dead, he wakes up in a Hospital, kicks some ass, then vows vengeance...

Nothing really original as you can see, but if the 'Stath' is in it it's always worth a watch, he kicks everyone's ass who crosses him, if a cute Penguin gave him grief the 'Stath' wouldn't think twice about about dishing out  a swift slap on the beak!

"How do you sleep at night??"
"I don't drink Coffee after 7pm"

Supporting cast isn't to bad, baldy bad ass Micheal Chiklis (The Shield), grizzled old time Nick Nolte and Jennifer Lopez's rear, it does go on about 10 minutes to much but it still packs plenty of high octane 80's style gung-ho action and, in one particular scene, extreme violence, what's not to love?

*****